Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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