we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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