All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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