do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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