If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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