I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So vagazzling was a success
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