He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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