I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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