Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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