how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize