It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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