he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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