i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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