You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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