yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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