i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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