it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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