i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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