so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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