just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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