She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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