well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
did i just pee glitter
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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