my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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