As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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