is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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