That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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