you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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