I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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