If that was your dad, he is hot
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There's always time for handjobs
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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