hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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