I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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