why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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