where am i from again
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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