Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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