just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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