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• (619): View more from California

  So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.

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  That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  IT'S SUMMA TIME

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  ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME

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  THEY'RE THE SAME THING

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.

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• (530): View more from California

  Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.

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• (607): View more from New York

  He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.

  (740): View more from Ohio

  Keep him.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes

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