So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.