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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You're my little dorito

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  i wish you could fill a pinata with booze

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You should come by for the fire station blow job tour

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?

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