So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes