Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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