If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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