Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
