This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
This is the high leading the old right now
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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