i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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