i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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