stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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