come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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