their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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