i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I pour the whiskey from now on
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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