You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We don't watch enough power rangers
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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