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I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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