Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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