i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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