oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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