physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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