So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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