I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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