That's intense
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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